| LIST |
THANK'S TO |
| A Toaster |
dh |
| Some Carpet |
dh |
| Two fried eggs |
dh |
| An Electric Eel |
dh |
| A Wok |
dh |
| A Cocker Spaniel |
dh |
| Champagne |
dh |
| Assorted Slippers |
dh |
| A Handbag |
dh |
| A Goat made out of
Ice |
aw |
| Some Tupperware
Boxes |
aw |
| Answerphone |
dh |
| A pair of sliding
doors |
RJI |
| A lifesize model of
Marble Arch, made out of mashed potato |
aw |
| 3 conkers |
aw |
| A Stereophonic Sound
System |
jcs |
| A Walking Stick
Sharpener |
aw |
| A set of zimmer
frame casters |
aw |
| A Trouser Press |
jcs |
| The complete works
of William Makepeace Thackeray |
ec |
| Four Spoons |
dh |
| A Handfull of
Rice |
dh |
| Another conker and some
cheese |
aw |
| A Dead Hedgehog |
ec |
| A Pavement Pizza |
ec |
| An Oak Tree |
rjm |
| A photograph of some
peas |
aw |
| Gary Lineker |
rjm |
| The Complete Works Of
William Makepeace Thackeray (the previous two were incomplete) |
dh |
| Gravy |
dh |
| One sock (smelly) |
ec |
| A photograph of Gary
Lineker reading William Makepace Thackeray, while sitting in
Gravy. |
dh |
| A Kettle |
dh |
| William Makepeace
Thackeray - 1996 Supplement |
ec |
| A Family Holiday (to
Euston) |
dh |
| A book entitled
"William Makepace Thackeray - profile of an imposter" |
ec |
| A picture of William
Makepace Thackeray's conkers |
aw |
| Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps |
KJ |
| Isla St.Clair |
KJ |
| The hamster from
Brucie's head |
KJ |
| A Cuddly Toy |
dh |
| £2000 in cash |
dh |
| A cheque for £1.26,
made out to W.M. Thackeray |
aw |
| A Lifetimes Supply
of Penecillin Injections |
aw |
| Assorted Sugar Cubes |
dh |
| An Industrial
Press |
aw |
| Matching Sheets and
Pillowcases |
jcs |
| ncr3450 |
aw |
| His and Hers Bear
Traps |
jcs |
| An elegant leather
cosh |
jcs |
| A Holly Hobby set of
Throwing Knives |
aw |
| A "My Little Pony"
Abattoir |
aw |
| A tartan posing
pouch |
dh |
| A new front door |
dh |
| The Northern Provinces
Of Canada |
dh |
| A pair of tickets to
Evita |
jcs |
| Ordnance Monogramming
Set |
aw |
| A map of
Scarborough |
rjm |
| A vibrator |
Neil Stanley |
| The Pet Shop Boys |
aw |
| Bruce's old toenails |
Neil |
| some dynamite |
jcs |
| A dynamo |
aw |
| A Tin of Spam |
Noel |
| A game of Mornington
Cresent |
Noel |
| Lord Lucan |
PGJ |
| Pamela Anderson |
Noel |
| Paul's gym
teeshirt |
pgj |
| Dave the chef |
RJI |
| The Hades Lottery
winning ticket |
RJI |
| Assorted Hats |
dh |
| A 25 inch NICAM
telly |
dh |
| A small box of those
little bits that fall out of the hole punch |
aw |
| An Inflatable
Bison |
aw |
| A licensed version of
Netscape |
dh |
| Some Popular Music
CDs |
dh |
| An Anagram of Richard
Stilgoe |
aw |
| A toblerone shaped
plastic sign reading "NEXT CUSTOMER" |
J.Sainsbury |
| A childs finger |
Slim |
| A womans bottom in
jeans with some coins in the back pocket |
ASDA |
| Cliff Richard |
His agent |
| Freddie and The
Dreamers |
KJ |
| A Sarah Lee's Tiramisu
(damaged box - reduced in price) |
KJ |
| An Eggplant |
KJ |
| A Lavalamp |
KJ |
| John F. Kennedy Snr.
(the shot one was a double) |
FBI |
| A bottle of Eggnog |
KJ |
| An Egg and Cress
sandwich |
High Table |
| A Scotch Egg |
KJ |
| A Chinese 100
year-old Egg |
Chairman Mao |
| A battery Chicken
(battery not included) |
B. Matthews |
| Some of those
polystyrene quaver things in a v. attractive engraved Lead Crystal
Brandy Glass |
KJ |
| Larry Graysons
Glasses |
PL |
| The last packet of
Spangles |
PL |
| The Complete Works Of
William Makepeace Thackeray (hooray) |
dh |
| Phil and Grant
Mitchell |
jcs |
| A selection of fragrant
teas from around the globe |
jcs |
| A 'Fat-Away' deluxe
home liposuction kit |
jcs |
| Someone impersonating
Richie Benaud |
jcs |
| Mornington Crescent
Official Rule Book |
ICH |
| A sparrow |
jcs |
| A Set Of Dinner
Plates |
dh |
| A 1978 Reuters Desk
Diary |
Chelle-West |
| Rob O'Keefe's
Reuters Photocard |
Chelle-West |
| Val Singelton's
knickers |
Chelle-West |
| Andre Agassi's Chest
Hair |
Chelle-West |
| Blankety Blank Cheque
Book |
Chelle-West |
| Madonna's Maternity
Bra |
Chelle-West |
| A Quagalino's
Ashtray |
Chelle-West |
| A Lifetime Supply of
Nicorette Patches |
Chelle-West |
| An empty pack of Silk
Cut (which can be traded in for 20 B |
Chelle-West |
| A portable toilet
roll holder |
Chelle-West |
| 100 Drinking Games
book |
Chelle-West |
| 'Buy one, get one
for 1p' voucher for Pizzaland |
Chelle-West |
| A sample sachet of
Wash-n-go |
Chelle-West |
| A fortune cookie |
A Redfern |
| A sample sachet of Wash
and Go |
Chelle-West |
| 0 |
Chelle |
| A lifetime supply of
"Hello" magazine |
Chelle-West |
| A Makeover on the
"Richard and Judy Show" |
Chelle-West |
| A Makeover by Liz
Hurley's plastic surgeon |
Chelle-West |
| A Kwik-Save carrier
bag (worth 3p) |
Chelle-West |
| A fizzy drinks
machine |
jcs |
| A test tube full of
nitric acid |
rjm |
| a one way ticket to
afghanistan |
kez |
| a divorce |
d |
| A job thinking of
prizes on the generation game |
js |
| a donkey with 2 legs
longer than the other and a tongue 10ft long! |
os |
| A monkey with a flick
knife |
AGMW |
| a house |
chi chi |
| a wasp |
dh |
| a donkey with 2 legs
longer than the other and a tongue 10ft long! |
os |
| A PHP dabase test
entry |
Ant |
| some grief |
donk |
| the chriogenically
frozen head of walt disney! |
YoHenYo |
| a bulldog licking
pee off a nettle whilst chewing a wasp |
p3 |
| A Pit Bull with Aids |
Gwen |
| japan |
donk |
| a freshly spanked
monkey |
The Zoo |
| 40 winks |
donk |
| potatoes |
donk |